http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext04/
dcvgr10.txt

I'm gonna have to add these later. Damn you Francis!

Sucks I gotta go to prison.

Need to learn:

- Array of MC's.
- Map Keys and defaults.
- User controlled variables. Like speed1 = speedvar1 then have a dynamic text box to enter in speedvar1.
- Punk-o-rama save feature.
- Set a certain area for print.
- Figure out how to shift continuously instead of having to keep clicking the mouse.
- Reset button.
- Press a key to add a tint to the MC.
- Press a button to fill in the MC with a certain color or pattern.

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http://tivaelydoc.110mb.com/attachmovi e3.swf

FLA:

http://tivaelydoc.110mb.com/attachmovi e3.fla

Misc:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/10 00102

Besides the AS, I'm 75% done with this game.

*****SITE*****

http://tivaelydoc.110mb.com/UCG.html

Now with over a 1000 cuss words and 261, 880, 433, 262 combination just with the 5 rows alone!

*****GAME*****

I want to turn this into a game. Here's the plot:

BASICS:

- Basic card game, similar to D-Evo or that castle building game, but much simpler. No fancy animations, but I might have the back of the cards have a fancy graphic.
- 100 different levels of enemies. Level 2 would use a majority of level 2 cards with a few level 1 ones, level 3 would use a majority of 2 and 3 with a few level ones, etc. etc.
- Every 10th level would be a boss that uses all 10 cards.
- 100 different levels of cards, but each one is worth a different amount of points. Obviously, level 1 cards wouldn't be worth over 5. Each level of cards would have a max point value that's mathematically equal (5 times the level).
- Each level is worth gold. The higher the level, the higher the gold.

STORE:

- Every level you beat earns you a specialty card that you can't buy.
- You can only buy cards based on the highest level you beat. You beat level 40, you can buy level 40 cards.
- You can replay levels for money, but every time you beat it the amount goes down by a quarter 'til eventually it's not worth anything.

HOW TO PLAY:

- You can organize your deck with a max of 9 cards.
- To play you simply which level of cards you want to use, then from the middle box, you would drag and drop which cards you want to use (you can use multiple levels), and then you would select which level and hit play.
- No money is lost if you lose, but this option can be turned on, same with difficulty.

CARDS:

- The game is based off of cuss words. I am absolutely obsessed with linguistics so I think this would be fun. Cuss words vary from local street slang to Shakespearean. Foreign cuss words such as eejit or blatherskite, outdated words like fanfaron, and user suggested words would be included too.
- Each word will be worth a certain amount of points and be classified into levels. Like I said before, I might make it less than 100 levels.
- If any words need to be adjusted, I will work them out no problem.

GAMEPLAY:

- There is some structure to this game. Levels go by very quick. When in play, the enemy will have anywhere from 1 to 9 cards laid out upside down so you can't see which combo he is going to play.
- You have to use your best judgment and best cards to try and beat 'em. You can't just throw 5 random cards down. It's pretty much simple MLA format. Some cards are adjectives (they will say on the card along with a definition and point value), nouns, and verbs. Conjunctions such as clusterfuck are already added and are pretty much nouns. Adverbs are verbs, end of story.
- If you start off with a noun, you can't add anything else. Adjectives are the best to start. You can't use two nouns or verbs together, but you can use as many adjectives as you want. Nouns are worth the most points, verbs second, and adjectives last.
- To win, you have to use a cuss word combo worth more points than the enemy.
- Each enemy's level will have a random cuss word string, but it will be mathematically worth the same, give or take a couple numbers. The higher the level, the higher the variation.
- For example, you could put down: Demented sheep fucker. Adjective, noun and verb. Very simple combo string. On higher levels you want to put down: Immuremented scatological viscera diddling flange pillaging fagorific pedophiliac barbara streisand.
- Then after you lay you cards down, you hit Go, the opponent flips over his (no fancy animation), the opponents cards are sounded out (I'll do the voice work unless someone has a better microphone), and yours are sounded out next. If you win, a applause sound plays; if not, a booing sound clip plays.

I need several people to help me. Once I can get the basic AS of the game figured out, I'll do all the work, I just need some pointers, tutorials, help guides, suggestions, etc. View the picture to see the basic game layout. I'll worry about the graphics last.

For more info, click here.

Any suggestions, comments, concerns, or questions, let me know. Here are the list of words organized better:

Adverbs

abdonminous
addled
adopted
aids-infested
amputated
annihilated
atrophic
banjaxed
bdolotic
beheaded
blendered
bloody
bludgeoned
burnt
candy-ass
cannibalistic
capric
carminative
castrated
chickenshit
choked
cold-blooded
confuckled
confused
corpulent
crazy
crippled
crispy
crucified
crummy
crushed
crusty
cumtastic
dartardly
dead
deadbeat
decapitated
decayed
decrepit
deformed
dehumanized
delimbed
demented
demolished
demonic
devoured
dickbrained
dickfaced
dilapidated
dippy
dipshit
dirty
discombobulated
disemboweled
disgusting
disintegrated
dismembered
dissected
disturbed
drunk
electrocuted
emasculated
eproctolagniac
eternal
eviscerated
exploded
fat
feral
flaming
fucked up
fucktacular
gammy
gashed
gimpy
gory
grisly
grubby
grumpy
grungy
gutted
hairy
half-wit
horny
idiotic
ignoble
illiterate
Immuremented
impaled
Incestuous
incinerated
inebriated
infected
infernal
insane
intoxicated
knarly
lacerated
lecherous
lesbian
loony
loopy
maggot-infested
maimed
malformed
mangled
manic
messed up
mind-fucking
moldy
molested
mutilated
neutered
paraplegic
pissed-off
poisoned
postal
psychotic
pulverized
pungent
putrid
radioactive
raunchy
rectified
regurgitated
repulsive
retarded
ripped
rotting
ruptured
saggy
savage
scragly
screwed up
screwy
scrotal
severed
shattered
shifty
shisty
shitfaced
shitty
shredded
shriveled
sick
skitzo
slashed
slaughtered
slimy
slit
slithering
slow
sly
smashed
sodding
stabbed
steatopygous
stimpy
strangled
stupid
suicidal
sweaty
syphilitic
testacular
tormented
tortured
trifling
twatty
unconscious
unhinged
wayward
wounded
wrinkled

Adjectives

african
alaskan
albanian
algerian
American
arabian
argetinian
armenian
atheist
australian
Bangladesh
belguim
bisexual
bolivian
brazilian
british
buddist
bulgarian
cambodian
canadian
cantonese
catholic
chilean
chinese
christian
columbian
communist
Costa Rican
Croatian
crusty
cuban
danish
double
dumbshit
dutch
Egyptian
emo
Estonian
Ethiopian
faggot
fagorific
fairy
feak
finish
french
fruity
fucking
fugly
gay
german
gimpy
greek
Guatemalan
haitian
hindu
homosexual
hungarian
icelandic
imbred
indian
indonesian
iranian
iraqi
irish
italian
jamaican
japanese
jewish
jungle
kenyan
korean
kurdish
Kuwaiti
Lithuanian
Macedonian
Malaysian
martian
meek
mexican
Micronesian
mongolian
mormon
Moroccan
muslim
mylansian
nazi
necrophiliac
Nigerian
ninja
norwegian
pagan
pakistani
palestian
pansy
pedopheliac
peruvian
pikey
polish
Polynesian
portorican
portugese
rastafarian
romanian
russian
samerai
samoan
satanic
scatalogical
scottish
scrotal
serbian
shiite
shogun
siamese
siberian
slovakian
somalian
spanish
sunni
syberian
syrian
taiwanese
taoist
thai
tibetan
transexual
turkish
twin
Ugandan
Ukrainian
uzbekistanian
Venezuelan
vietnamese
yiddish

Subjects

animal
anus
arse
ass
aunt
baby
ball
bear
bimbo
bird
bitch
blood
boner
bum
butch
butt
camel
carcass
cat
chicken
child
chism
choad
chuff
clit
cock
cockle
cootch
cooter
cooze
corpse
cousin
cow
crotch
crud
cum
cunt
daughter
diarrhea
dick
dickhole
dildo
dingleberry
dog
dong
dookie
douche
douchebag
dreck
duff
dump
dung
dyke
ear
eyeball
fag
fanny
fart
father
fecal
feces
fetus
finger
fist
flange
forskin
fuck
fudge
goat
gonch
gonorrhea
gooch
grandma
grandpa
granny
gunch
gut
head
ho
hooker
horse
infant
jism
jizz
les
lesbo
lezzie
lezzo
limb
mangina
meat
meecrob
midget
milf
ming
monkey
mother
mucus
muff
nad
niece
nigg
n****r
niggle
nipple
nob
nooky
nut
organ
paki
penis
pig
pimp
piss
placenta
poo
poon
priest
prostitute
puke
pussy
quim
rabbit
rhino
rump
rump
sausage
scat
scrotum
semen
sheep
shit
shlong
sister
skank
slut
snatch
spew
spluge
spratz
spume
spunk
squirrel
taint
tampon
testicle
throat
tit
toe
tramp
turd
turtle
twat
uncle
vagina
Viscera
vomit
wang
weenie
whore
wiener

Verbs
abortioner
abusing
acne
assassinating
badgering
bait
bandit
banging
bastard
beast
beating
biscuit
biting
blocking
bludgeoning
brain
buccaneer
buffing
bukkake
burglaring
cadaver
cake
caressing
castrating
chafing
cheese
cheif
chomping
chugging
clarting
clown
clusterfuck
crusading
crust
custard
daisy chaining
decapitating
defiling
demolishing
destroying
devouring
diddling
diving
dominating
drinking
dripping
drooping
dumpster
eating
ejaculating
emasculating
exploding
fairy
farting
feasting
felching
festering
festing
fiddling
fiend
fingering
fisting
flake
flicking
flunting
fluting
fondling
fornicating
free basing
frotting
fucker
fuckery
fucking
fungi
fungus
gagging
gang banging
gangbang
gaping
gargling
gashing
gobbler
gobbling
goblin
gouging
gout
grabbing
grinding
groping
gulping
gurking
guzzling
haunting
holocaust
hounding
humping
hunting
hustling
impaling
infected
ingesting
intruding
invading
jerking
jockey
jousting
juice
junkie
killing
kissing
knob
lapping
larking
loving
manhandling
manipulating
massaging
masturbating
meat
milking
milkshake
mold
molesting
mong
mongloid
Monstrosity
mopping
muffin
munching
muppet
murdering
nazi
nibbling
nugget
orgy
paste
peddling
picking
pillaging
pimping
pirate
piss
pissing
plague
pleasuring
porking
princess
prodding
puff
pumping
pussing
quiffing
ramming
raping
reaming
reaming
receptacle
ripping
romping
rubber
rustling
sandwich
sauce
scabed
scarfing
scissoring
screwing
scrubbing
scum
shafting
shagging
shake
shaker
sipping
slamming
slashing
slaughtering
slicing
slurping
slut
smacking
smashing
smearing
smoking
smooching
smuggling
snacking
sniffer
snorting
snotting
sodomizing
spanking
spasing
splattering
squirming
squirting
stabbing
stain
stamping
stick
stimulating
strangling
stroking
stryking
stuffing
sucking
swallowing
tard
teasing
thumping
tickling
tonguing
torching
torturing
tossing
touching
viking
violating
vomiting
wacking
waffle
wanking
weasel
whacking
whipping
whizzing
whoring
wipe
wrinkle

Nouns
adulterine
amoroso
artard
ass chowder
ass kisser
ass wart
asshat
asspain
assrag
asswad
auntie
bald-headed butler
bald-headed mouse
barbara streisand
bastard
bathtub eel
bearded blood sausage
bell end
bimbo
bimmy
bitch
bitchface
bitchtits
blatherskite
blockhead
blue vein meatroll
bonehead
bozo
braggadocio
Brittany Spears
bucksnort
buffoon
bugger
bull dyke
Bumblefuck
bung hole
buttercup
buttfuck
cacafuego
chocha
chump
chump
clitty
clod
cock breath
cockholster
cockwad
coon
corey
corn holer
corn-holer
cougar
cowboy
crackhead
cracksman
cream puff
creamstick
creep
cretin
crook
cum bubble
cuntress
daffodil
dastard
David Schwimmer
deadass
dementoid
dick cheese
dickface
dickhead
dickhog
dickwad
dike
dingbat
dinger
dingus
dipfuck
dipshit
dipstick
dirtbag
dolt
doniker
dooflinger
doofus
doolally
dopehead
dork
dothead
douche
doucheface
douchetard
douchewad
drag queen
drongo
dullard
dumbbell
dumbfuck
dumbnut
dumbo
dummkopf
dummy
dumwit
dunce
durge
dweeb
eejit
fanfaron
fart knocker
fartleberry
fartnugget
fatass
fatso
feist
flex
flit
floozie
floozy
freak
fuckass
fuckface
fuckhead
fucknugget
fucknut
fuckrag
fuckshit
fucktard
fuckwad
fuckwad
fuckwit
furburger
furburger
fussock
gaggle fuck
gasconader
gayboy
geek
geezer
giggle stick
girlie
gobshite
gonsel
goober grabber
goon
gowk
grommet
gunch
gussie
gut stick
gutstick
gutter slut
hanging johnny
harlot
harlot
he-she
heat-seeking moisture missile
ho
hoochie
hooker
hussy
hussy
ignoramus
ignoramus
jackanape
jemson
jerk
jing jang
jobbernowl
jockam
junglebunny
junkie
kanga
Kathy Griffin
keck
keister
kielbasa
kike
lily
love child
malkin
manatee
marine
mcfucker
meat wallet
merkin
mince
minga
minger
momzer
mong
mook
mork
mother fucker
mudkip
mugget
munger
munter
mutant
muttfuck
muttoner
nancy
nancyboy
nazi
neanderthal
nerd
nigg
n***asaurus
n****r
niggrat
ninny
ninnyhammer
nipples
nippy
nitwit
nob
noob
nooj
numbskull
numskull
nut
nutjob
nympho
ogre
one-eyed trouser trout
orphan
Paris Hilton
pecker
peckerhead
pedobear
pelter
pile of smegma
pillowbiter
pissant
plonker
pocket piccolo
pocket rocket
ponce
poof
poonjab
pork sword
powder puff
prick
prigger
prossy
prostitute
punk
purple-helmeted warrior
pussy
puta
putz
queen
queer
rectum wart
retard
rimadonna
rodomontade
Rosie O'Donnell
ruffian
rump ranger
Ryan Seacrest
salad tosser
sandn****r
scab
schmuck
scrunter
scum
scumbag
scuzzbucket
sea cow
shazbot
she-bop
shiste master
shister
shitgiggler
shitgiggler
shitnip
shitwad
slut
smeghead
snarf
son of a bitch
spaz
sperm-ball
spic
spigot
Star Jones
stoat
tallywacker
thickhead
throbbing python of love
thunder-cunt
tickle-gizard
toffer
towelhead
tramp
trick
tuna taco
turk
twank
twatclot
twerp
twinkie
twit
twixter
Uwe Boll
vermin
wacko
wang
wangchung
wanker
wankpiece
wankstain
wanton
wazoo
weevil
weirdo
whore
whore-pipe
whoreson
wiener
wipper snapper
witling
wolley
wonk
wooly-booger
wuss
yackum
yard child
yosh
zook
zubrick

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